THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
and i had found an old dream journal that he had when he was a junior
then i opened it
i dont know what i expected
it should really be called a lie journal. i dont even have a brother
if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
how do i get abs without doing anything
complete panic in one screenshot
The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow