cosmo tip #1477
whisper “hail hydra” into your lovers mouth as you kiss them and take their wallet
when you feel the first cramp
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
"elite 4 ___ used a full restore"
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one
We already lived in two different millenniums
We already lived in two different ages
We already lived in 3 different decades
We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11
And we passed through: 12/12/12
We watched the “End of the World”
And all that before turning 18!
you made my life sound so exciting
And we spent most of it on the internet
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
serious disability. serious.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS
I think this is the moment they both realized it was a bad idea
A visual guide to standing on top of stuff~
Red vs. Blue - “Of all time” running joke